The ballots are in, the Dems have taken Congress, and swears and signs are reverberating across the country. With my pulse getting back to normal, I would just like to take a moment to express my thanks to the news source I turned to, time and time again, for unbiased, clear, fair and balanced reporting throughout the election…
Jon, Stephen, Samantha – oh, Samantha Bee – thank you.
Not to mention the hilarious Dan Rather.
“If you don’t eat your meat, you can’t have any pudding. how can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat?”
I nearly died laughing hearing a respected journalist like him quoting Pink Floyd.
Yes, I was rolling! Jon’s quote the other night, while talking with Howard Dean, is my favorite though (well, this is approximated):
“So, if the Democrats hadn’t won in this current climate, would that be the political equivalent of not being able to get laid in a whorehouse with a fistful of twenties?”
Now *that’s* analysis.