Went for a checkup today, and they measured my height. Not exactly stop-the-presses newsworthy, only that for years I’ve been 5-foot-4-inches… or at least I thought I was.
Turns out I’m actually 5-foot-5-inches. And a quarter.
I’m still going to act 5-4 though. It’ll keep the tall people on their toes.
Checking in at 5.2 (AND A HALF
) and proud of it…
but you know I only said it ‘cos I love you!!!
Great things come in small packages, Ant-ny, you and I both know that!
Sod the self-important heffers in this world
You can edit that out if you like
Damn right!
Which reminds me, I’ve got to scare up a link to “Death from Below”, it’s this awesome poem Taylor and Sam found for me – all about the revenge of the short people!
And I’m laughing way too hard to edit anything
At’sm’boy!
no way! Does that mean I am also taller than I thought too? I’m just a smidge shorter than you.
You just might be! Quick, grab the yard stick!