Update… Sadly, the links below no longer shows the video, due to some cease and desist letters. Fair enough. But you can still get your Chris Rock on, here:
- Chris Rock – Bigger and Blacker
- Chris Rock – Never Scared
- Chris Rock – Bring The Pain
- Best of the Chris Rock Show
- The Best of The Chris Rock Show – Volume 2
This has to be the funniest thing I’ve seen, oh I don’t know, in just about forever (language inappropriate for work though. Bring headphones). Easy, common sense tips from Chris Rock, such as…
- "If you jump a subway turnstile, you might just get off with a warning from the police. But if you jump a turnstile carrying a loaded gun and smoking a joint, maybe you need that ass-kicking."
- "When you see flashing police lights in your mirror, stop immediately. Everybody knows if the police have to come and get you, they’re bringing an ass-kickin’ with them."
- "If your woman is mad at you, leave her at home, because a mad woman will say anything…. There’s nothing she wants to see more, than you getting your ass kicked."
Don’t want to get your ass kicked by the police? Watch this most educational video
HELLA FUNNY